when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now
Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
When my friends start typing NO in all uppercase at me I know I’ve done a good job